tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post1623589244619114057..comments2024-01-11T13:37:29.204+00:00Comments on Luke Akehurst's Blog: Labour DynastiesLuke Akehursthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-61492038382273746242007-02-06T12:25:00.000+00:002007-02-06T12:25:00.000+00:00What's wrong with writing like the Daily Mail? I d...What's wrong with writing like the Daily Mail? I do.Luke Akehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-85800040798441852142007-02-06T04:10:00.000+00:002007-02-06T04:10:00.000+00:00My dearest Luke,
More bad news ... I hear that th...My dearest Luke,<br /><br />More bad news ... I hear that the Diary Section of the Manchester Grauniad plans on publishing something along the following lines in Tuesday's issue. I suspect some hippy from Stokey who keeps making snide comments about Blue Labour is guilty of penning this. Can we burn his house down too?<br /><br />"Horrifying news from Hackney, where a rightly concerned parent tells us the local education authority (or, to give it its rather splendid official title, The Learning Trust), is even now dishing out a useful leaflet called Helping Your Child With Writing that defines good level 5 prose as "varied, interesting" and, in short, "like the Daily Mail". Words, to be frank, fail us."<br /><br />Pip pip!<br /><br />iLikeAkehurstFanClubAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-56429401664309775562007-02-06T02:18:00.000+00:002007-02-06T02:18:00.000+00:00Anonymous asks:
"Does his tie match his silk box...Anonymous asks: <br /><br />"Does his tie match his silk boxer shorts? Is their anyone in his cabinet qualified to find out."<br /><br />They say power is an aphrodisiac and Julian Pipe has LOADS of power. Hence, there isn't anyone on his Cabinet who DOESN'T know the status of Julian's underwear. They are all his bitches! 'Til I got knocked up, I was too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-13198409434347393332007-02-05T22:05:00.000+00:002007-02-05T22:05:00.000+00:00Testing my new comments facilityTesting my new comments facilityLuke Akehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-59503951001619207112007-02-05T21:21:00.000+00:002007-02-05T21:21:00.000+00:00Talking about dynasties does Julian Pipe wear boxe...Talking about dynasties <b>does Julian Pipe wear boxer shorts?</b> I think we should be told. Does he do that Zoolander Magnum stare with the old ball bag adhered to the clammy Pipe thigh.<br /><br />We need to know if they are they silk, does his tie match his silk boxer shorts? Is their anyone in his cabinet qualified to find out. <br /><br />We are told that a member of the present Hackney cabinet has the fave party chat-up line of, "do your grindlies match your necktie big boy?" <br /><br />She also is known to be pretty good at the old game of stoop and pick up the wine box with your teeth and has been seen doing this in wine bars in the north of the borough. <br /><br />Who is she? <br /><br />answers on a postcard please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com