tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post3573025007486228440..comments2024-01-11T13:37:29.204+00:00Comments on Luke Akehurst's Blog: Our Plan To Deal With Rowdy Trouble-MakersLuke Akehursthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-32155653271547755392007-05-10T13:44:00.000+01:002007-05-10T13:44:00.000+01:00The London Fields electrical fence Reminds me of K...The London Fields electrical fence Reminds me of Ken Bates the former Chelsea chairman proposing an electric fence to keep hooligans from the Shed at Stamford Bridge off the pitch. Ken Livingstone then GLC Führer refused permission. I wonder if he'll do the same this time<BR/> <BR/>Well done the Polish bog squatters. If your reading this may I recommend some simliar high class accomodation on Stanway Street off Hoxton Market. One night stay with own washbasin and toilet for a bargain 20pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-63188150120926959362007-05-10T10:06:00.000+01:002007-05-10T10:06:00.000+01:00You've still lost me, anon. JW is a journalist on ...You've still lost me, anon. JW is a journalist on The Groveller, n'est-ce pas?Luke Akehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-79694621591327360962007-05-10T09:03:00.000+01:002007-05-10T09:03:00.000+01:00Superb both stories made me laugh out loud. Long L...Superb both stories made me laugh out loud. Long Live PipeyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-25542334891083208632007-05-10T02:49:00.000+01:002007-05-10T02:49:00.000+01:00James Willsher.James Willsher.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-35288535455803847052007-05-10T00:09:00.000+01:002007-05-10T00:09:00.000+01:00You've lost me, anon. CABE is now run by a former ...You've lost me, anon. CABE is now run by a former <A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/northandsouth/" REL="nofollow">cotton mill owner</A>?Luke Akehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-35478739378578767052007-05-09T23:35:00.000+01:002007-05-09T23:35:00.000+01:00John Thornton.John Thornton.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-37632122414588655762007-05-09T18:35:00.000+01:002007-05-09T18:35:00.000+01:00Oh Gosh! Did I say that? It must have just slipped...Oh Gosh! Did I say that? It must have just slipped out, as Linda is always saying to me. Of course when I refer to CABE, I mean Christ's Angels Bringing Elysium. I think George Hargreaves may be involved in it, but I'm not altogether sure.Luke Akehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-71618826675578145682007-05-09T17:15:00.000+01:002007-05-09T17:15:00.000+01:00My dearest Luke,I'm sure your little joke about CA...My dearest Luke,<BR/><BR/>I'm sure your little joke about CABE (Councillors Always Buggering the Environment) was made in the most innocent and non-malevolent manner. However, one does risk a visit from the offices of Sue, Grabbit and Run if such jokes are not cleared first. It is perfectly understandable why you didn't - i.e. we are rudderless but, until we get another lawyer on board, (and <A HREF="http://www.thelawyer.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=125673&d=122&h=24&f=46" REL="nofollow">competition</A> dictates that this is going to cost us an arm and a leg, I would respectfully suggest we play it softly softly for the moment.<BR/><BR/>So, just to clarify my point I checked with Princess Parker (who has had his hands full recently) and he confirms that CABE stands for Commissions Accepted in Brown Envelopes.<BR/><BR/>Yours affectionately,<BR/><BR/>iLikeAkehurstFanClubAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-74651417827720000212007-05-09T16:52:00.000+01:002007-05-09T16:52:00.000+01:00Whooee! I jest stumbled in to yer fine an' funny b...Whooee! I jest stumbled in to yer fine an' funny boog from the colonies, LukeyBoy. Yer a caution, no two ways. <BR/><BR/>That little roundhouse with all the doors... izzat some sorta jail or a publick crapper or what?<BR/><BR/>Wrinklie eyesores! Tell me about it. I got one lookin' back at me outta the dang mirror.<BR/><BR/>'Round my neck o' the woods, we been influenced by you Hackney folks. We got politicians always usin' Hackneyed phrases an' we got Hackney ponies high-steppin' it at the county fair. <BR/><BR/>Maybe we'll start in buildin' some o' them little roundhouses with all the doors. If we can figger out what to do with 'em. We got these here safe injection sites fer smack addicts. Them little huts'd be just the ticket fer the needle an' Hep C crowd.<BR/><BR/>JimBobby<BR/>Canajun boogerJimBobbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04603665575714484326noreply@blogger.com