tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post4887671645698894994..comments2024-01-11T13:37:29.204+00:00Comments on Luke Akehurst's Blog: It's A Bit Sordid (But It'll All Be OK In The End)Luke Akehursthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00837948955749643529noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-62922659804126623912007-04-25T15:54:00.000+01:002007-04-25T15:54:00.000+01:00No he's keeping his hamster warmNo he's keeping his hamster warmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-4922837214709798342007-04-25T12:41:00.000+01:002007-04-25T12:41:00.000+01:00That man looks very happy. Did someone give him a ...That man looks very happy. Did someone give him a really big Easter egg?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-47400217225673582552007-04-25T02:07:00.000+01:002007-04-25T02:07:00.000+01:00My dearest Luke,We have more than enough PR people...My dearest Luke,<BR/><BR/>We have more than enough PR people on the Council - we really should be setting a fine example.<BR/><BR/>So you can image how embarrassing it was when a major news agency rang me to say they had heard we had shafted Penny, had checked out the most up-to-date press release on our website and found out that it was the following:<BR/><BR/>--------------------------<BR/><BR/>PR1995 - 29 Mar 2007<BR/><BR/>Celebrating women<BR/> <BR/>A survivor of domestic violence sharing her experiences, and a presentation on honour killings were among the thought provoking stories told at an event to mark <A HREF="http://www.hackney.gov.uk/index.htm/w-information-centre/xc-press-office/w-press-releases-current.htm" REL="nofollow">International Women’s Day</A>.<BR/><BR/>--------------------------<BR/><BR/>I tried explaining that Penny's decapitation was without blood or violence and no, it wasn't an honour killing either. When have we ever had honour, I ask you?.<BR/><BR/>However, if we are going to act out the Night of the Long Knives, can't we at least threaten Polly with a light but thorough stabbing?<BR/><BR/>Awaiting your instructions,<BR/><BR/>Yours affectionately,<BR/><BR/>iLikeAkehurstFanClubAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-35480921860697407542007-04-25T01:41:00.000+01:002007-04-25T01:41:00.000+01:00Hey, check out that white shirt (I washed that)! ...Hey, check out that white shirt (I washed that)! I think that picture is of my sweet, innocent Julian outside the infamous Room 101 (the one with the highly polished table top). <BR/><BR/>Bye the bye, do you know why the table is so highly polished? And do you know why Jules baby calls me his "little duster"?<BR/><BR/>Oh! Do you think Miereiciek Gulliver-Travels helped Penny work out the most cost-effective golden parachute for her at the same time as he was drafting his own demise?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30150892.post-24616012500308497042007-04-24T18:23:00.000+01:002007-04-24T18:23:00.000+01:00So when does "Chopper" get his call-up papers, the...So when does "Chopper" get his call-up papers, then?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com