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Friday, May 02, 2008

Second Votes May Just Swing It

Be prepared for the unexpected when it comes to transfer votes. Brian Paddick just admitted on BBC London that he had given his second preference to Lindsey German, om the grounds that she's the only genuinely non-homophobic candidate on the ballot form apart from himself. Maybe Ken will get loads of transfers from the BNP on the grounds that he's the candidate most likely to open the borders to lots of good-looking female immigrants for their London leader to send photos of his privates to and shag afterwards.

2 comments:

ursula barracuda said...

I hope you didn't send any photos of your private parts to that Alix woman. I've been reading your blog for ages and it's the most excited I've ever heard you sound about a LibDem.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, quite brilliant. I laughed out loud.