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Monday, December 18, 2006

Political Bottom Touching



A certain someone's cheeky girl

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys



A certain other person's cheeky girl

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine


LibDem cheeky girls

Come and smile don't be shy
Touch my bum this is life.
Oooooh
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Hhmm cheeky cheeky

I think we all know who's touched rock bottom!

2 comments:

abdul hamsai said...

I very much like the plump one in the middle. The other ones are too scrawny for my taste - no meat.

horace gilsalmon said...

No contest. There's only one bottom on show here that I'd like to slip down to and I think we both know who it belongs to. I also like a woman with a bit of meat, like the Chinese fellow who posted earlier.