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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Any Chance Of A Quick Shag?

What a huge chopper you've got, sport!Twice in one night, eh?

That man Iain Dale is really at it tonight. His birthday present to The Great Leader was to drive him back to Downing Street after a night out celebrating the election results and to ask him whether there was any chance of a quick shag before driving home again.

Oh, no. I've read that one wrong. Sorry - it must be the claret (and blue). It's been an exciting few days and I've gone a bit wobbly. It was an Australian Labor MP by the name of Kylie Whore. Nearly right.

Linda, is the hot water bottle ready? I think it's time I went to bed.

1 comment:

Myrtle Twingie said...

Now I see why you are so keen on the Australian Labor Party. I hope Linda doesn't find out what you are up to.