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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A Light On The Road To Damascus

Hallelujah brothers and sisters. For it has come to pass that while on the road to Damascus (Central Hall Westminster, actually) to annihilate the Marxist community gathered there, I was blinded by a brilliant light and heard the voice of Christ saying, "Luke, Luke, why persecutest thou me?"... And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid, but they heard not the voice.... And the voice sayeth: "Luke, abandon ye all thought of Trident replacement and instead take unto yourself the banner of the Lord, with the symbol of God's peace on Earth". And thus did I embrace CND and know the Truth of the Lord's mission to rid mankind of the evil weapons of Diabolus, so that Pax Olympus may descend upon all mankind. Amen.

I prepare my notes to support Jon Trickett, speaking out against this terrible evil


ilikeakehurstfanclub said...

Linda - please WAKE UP Luke, for G-d's sake! He's dreaming again.

Copper Top said...

Ginger Minger!

Penny said...

Posh water you snob! whats wrong with good old Hackney Spring water

Luke Akehurst said...

Address that question to CND - I didn't provide the refreshments. On the other hand, you don't expect me to drink recycled River Lea water, surely? I don't usually drink the water, anyway. My usual tipple is a decent claret.

Anonymous said...

Good choice Luke River Lea water has higher than normal Thorium levels!!

Anonymous said...

Luke - at least the Lea's water will make you glow in the dark so Linda will finally be able to see whats she's been looking for under the bedsheets.