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Sunday, September 23, 2007

It's The Sun Wot Added It Up

Breaking news... fresh off the press... tomorrow's Sun headline: "Labour poll stiffens - time to stick one up the Tories!" The latest Ipsos MORI survey commissioned by that nice man Rupert Murdoch shows Labour on a very large number and the Tories lagging so far behind they have become invisible.

Tomorrow's great news for Labour (maths courtesy of Hackney Learning Trust)
Let's not make the Callaghan mistake. On 7th September 1978 Jim Callaghan told the nation: "The Labour Government will remain in power for a fifth and final year. The country would not be served by having an election now." Then followed the Winter of Discontent, the parliamentary vote of no confidence on 28th March 1979 and Margaret Thatcher's crushing victory on 4th May. Who knows what may happen if Gordon doesn't seize the time now. Al Qaeda bombs in Bognor Regis, Foot and Mouth disease in Wigan, Bluetongue virus in Downing Street? We must not delay. From the Conference, forward to Victory, comrades.

3 comments:

David Cameron said...

Go, go, go! I'll be right behind you.

Aneurin Beaver said...

Gordo is flapping the more he dithers the more ground he loses to Luke's public school chum Davie Cameron

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