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Friday, March 28, 2008

My Imprint

All the fashion amongst female Mancunian studentsI've spent ages checking the law because I haven't always got this right in the past. But my new imprint complies fully with Section 66 of The Electoral Administration Act, para 3.20. Anything from now until polling day that is published here and seeks to influence people to vote Labour is: Promoted by Luke Akehurst of Flat 1, 8 Beatty Road, London N16 8EB on behalf of The Labour Party, 39 Victoria Street, London SW1H 0HA and the Central Intelligence Agency, Office of Public Affairs, Washington, D.C. 20505. Printed (web hosted) and published by (Google Inc.) of 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043 who are not responsible for any of the contents.

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wan kin (socialist) said...

Luke dear, those had better be Linda's buttocks you're showing off there, or there'll be tears before bedtime!

Clear Hardly said...

Luke- I'm all in favour of this sort of modern art, and I'm all in favour of putting up the odd Labour party poster in the front window, but if I had to have your campaign logo tatooed on my backside I think I'd feel a bit of a prick. Couldn't you re-design a small one just to go on our foreheads?