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 Fighting threats from Stalinists and Fascists to use court injunctions and physical violence to silence free speech |  The Luke Akehurst blog - The genuine Luke Akehurst weblog about politics, elections, the Labour Party and that ghastly Hackney place. Ignore counterfeit Luke Akehurst blogs - this is the genuine article from the chap who whips Hackney Labour councillors in his spare time. Now with extra added ingredient Linda K Smith. Helps wash your family whiter! "My favourite film is Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb" - Luke Akehurst "Funny and clever but not particularly nice" - Time Out "With added foie gras, steak, soft cheese, claret and port (hic!)" - Luke Akehurst "In gustatus perquam putidus est" - Vatican Bank "Not so much 'Who's Who?' as 'Who's Sleeping With Whom?'" - Peter Mandelson "You can judge a blogger's politics by the colour of their blog banner" - The spoof Luke Akehurst "By a coalition of Trots, tree huggers, anarchists, Tories and a nasty little clique over-excited about my hair colour" - Luke Akehurst | |
Wow - just take a look at these. What fantastic missiles and rockets and guns and things. Zap! Wooosh! Bang! I could play with these for hours. Zip! Wham! Pow! Come on you out there, come and take on New Labour's Britain for the British, if you're tough enough. That should make amends for the previous post.
I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
| 1. | Your nominee must have been deceased for at least 10 years |
| 2. | They must have made an outstanding contribution to the Borough |
| 3. | Many current and former Hackney residents must have good cause to remember them |
3 comments:
Blimey! That's better. I was getting seriously worried for your political health after the London Mayoral post, but I see that you are now back to your normal self.
Luke you couldn't get one of your fighters to make a diversion over Hackney and drop it's bombs specifically on the Town Hall and maybe a few on the Olympic site on the way home? There's a nice chap
Thanks Enola, but I think we have enough explosives on the Olympic site just waiting to be dug up, if you don't mind me saying.
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