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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Don’t Panic, I’ll Be There Right After Lunch

lunchtime at last.. munch.. munch.. favoured candidates.. munch.. munch.. munch.. munch.. enforcer.. munch.. munch.. munch.. sod Hackney.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Philomena Muggins.. munch.. munch.. centre-left.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Grassroots Alliance.. munch.. munch.. munch.. NEC elections.. munch.. munch.. Party manifesto.. munch.. munch.. Mark Seddon.. munch.. munch.. munch.. much more important.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Tribune.. munch.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Walter Wolfgang.. munch.. munch.. Labour First.. munch.. munch.. munch.. leadership slate.. munch.. munch.. munch.. get a safe seat.. munch.. munch.. Campaign Group.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Louise Baldock.. munch.. munch.. smear.. munch.. munch.. munch.. constituency seats.. munch.. munch.. peace activist munch.. munch.. munch.. become rich and powerful.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Peter Wheeler.. munch.. munch.. regional officials.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Alicia Kennedy.. munch.. munch.. like Diane Abbott.. munch.. munch.. munch.. meteoric rise.. munch.. munch.. munch.. stamp out.. munch.. munch.. munch.. Compass.. munch.. munch.. fuck off out of here.. munch.. munch.. munch.. munch.. NEC elections.. munch.. munch.. munch.. does anyone care..? munch.. munch.. munch.. buuurrrrp!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you missed a "...much...Christine Shawcraft....much"

Luke Akehurst said...

...or even a "...munch...Christine Shawcroft...munch". Do I detect another oblique reference to late night activities in the closet?