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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Reasons To Be Fearful

Reasons to be fearful, number one.

The Great And Wonderful Leader, He Who Is To Be Obeyed

While this chap is looking for crabs...

Tell your editor I never said any such thing, darling. Now come over here and feel this one for size

This one's finger is on the nuclear button!


Lobster Blogster said...

I see no crabs.

PS your parody blog is a lot funnier.

Luke Akehurst said...

Would that be funnier than previously, or funnier than the spoofster pretending to be me?

Lobster Blogster said...

Aha, I see your confusion. Your spoofster is funnier. I've just tried to help him with Wikipedia, but he tells me now he wasn't quoting it anyway.