Alternative League Tabling

As ranked by Idiots4Labour, rather than by a Tory journalist sponsored by Simon Miller - a man who holds exactly the same professional position as me (Head of the London office of one of the world's largest Public Relations corporations) - I'm apparently #1 in the blogger lists rather than #8,357.

I'm feeling very smug and obviously pleased with myself. With a bit of luck Linda may suggest that we retire early tonight and play "happy families" - something that we normally only do on my birthday. I hope I draw Mr Snoot the First Class Passenger, but I'll probably just get Mr. Brush The Artist as usual.