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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

And On Another Site...

Trouble-makers we thought Tony's predecessor Margaret sorted out once and for all

...because we won't let the Commie b******s onto the G-MEX site!

5 comments:

iLikeAkehurstFanClub said...

My dearest Luke,

I'm glad to see democracy was alive and well at the Labour Conference. No chance of anyone entitled to vote being excluded from the process. So I remain confident that the following story:
http://tinyurl.com/ebyps
is patently untrue.

And allegations - that the Labour Party couldn't organise a drinks party in a vineyard - are groundless too.

I am so glad everything went smoothly in Manchester (and where it didn't, that it was the fault of the police service).

Please hurry back to Hackney; Jules appears to have made another hash of the swimming pool debacle.

Yours affectionately,

iLikeAkehurstFanClub

Luke Akehurst said...

So I remain confident that the following story:
http://tinyurl.com/ebyps
is patently untrue.


Are you Dave Spart in disguise?

Luke Akehurst said...

Please hurry back to Hackney; Jules appears to have made another hash of the swimming pool debacle.

Looks more like Julian has made a hash of that rabble-rousing anarchist tree-hugging website www.clissoldleisure.com which has thankfully been off air much of the time lately and thus no longer spreading lies about Julian, me and other councillors.

iLikeAkehurstFanClub said...

My dearest Luke,

Are you Dave Spart in disguise?

Yuk! That would be a rather tasteless disguise; Mr Spart is a self-confessed Manchester United supporter.

As for the dreadful www.clissoldleisure.com; I hear all that training in IT skills didn't go to waste for those young activists in the Hackney CLP. They were taught how to inundate the impotent tree-hugging rabble-rousing anarchists with so many offers for Viagra etc. the website will have to be recontructed and isn't likely to re-emerge for weeks. Tee hee!

Yours affectionately,

iLikeAkehurstFanClub

iLikeAkehurstFanClub said...

My dearest Luke,

You asked:Are you Dave Spart in disguise?
And I replied ... Yuk! That would be a rather tasteless disguise; Mr Spart is a self-confessed Manchester United supporter.

I get these tree-hugging rabble-rousing anarchists mixed up. I've since learned that it is the (equally dreadful) Paul Stott who is the Manchester United supporter.
http://tinyurl.co.uk/ipy3

I don't know which team Dave Spart supports - but I'm sure it's not our team.

Yours affectionately,

iLikeAkehurstFanClub