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Monday, September 04, 2006

My Message To The Nation

A junior Minister whose name I have forgottenI've returned from my week's vacation in Oxford, only to find that the Labour Party has got itself into a bit of a mess while I've been away. Not surprising, I suppose. They need my advice, guidance and chastisement if the Party is to stay afloat and in a respectable position, just slightly to the right of the Conservatives. I feel like The Queen when I say this - or at the very least like the Master Butcher from Walmington-on-Sea. My message to you all is:

A good slogan for next year's Party conference

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