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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Welcome Kim Il Blair

The Great Leader, beloved by all of his peoplesIt's a wonderful moment! One of those times in history that makes you feel so proud. The police are having to hold back the adoring crowds, who have written thse wonderful slogans on their posters:

"Hello Tony, I love you and want your babies"

"Tony Blair - founder of free education and the national health service"

"Our streets are safer since Tony's ASBOs"

"Four hundred more years!".

I hope that no-one notices that the posters are all identically sized and the same marker pen has been used for each one. I wouldn't want anyone to think that I stayed up half the night writing them.

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