I didn't see the incident myself as I was off having another curry with the guys and girls from Hackney, but according to reports Cherie Blair was the heroine of Manchester earlier today when she saved a Party delegate from inflagration by shouting "Hey, yer troosers are on fire".
Security personal reportedly rushed to the aid of delegate Brown from Kirkcaldy and doused the flames.
Geriatric passer-by Anthony Booth was seemingly confused by the incident and told journalists: "If indeed Cherie allegedly used the 'L' word in reference to Mr. Brown and his pledge of allegiance to The Great Leader... and I stress the word "allegedly"... then bloody well done! It's about time she told it like it is."
Mr. Booth is 194. Mr. Brown is finished.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Fire Heroine Cherie Saves Gordon From Blaze
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I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
2 comments:
My dearest Luke,
I hear that after Brown's foolish act of self-immolation, you were one of the first to the scene. Apparently, unnerved by the lack of fire-fighting equipment in the vicinity, you chose to use your own bodily fluid to dampen the inferno. How resourceful of you to think of urine at a time like that.
Well done,
Yours affectionately,
iLikeAkehurstFanClub
You've noticed my recent subtle change of approach to the leadership issue, then. Damn! I'd hoped I'd get away with it.
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