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Friday, October 20, 2006

Hello From Cómpeta

Our holiday home, Cómpeta in AndalucíaI've been a bit quiet for the past few days because Linda, Augustus and I have been down at the apartment in Cómpeta in Andalucía. Regular readers will know that we don't have internet access from the flat, so I have to make arrangements with Rafael down at the internet café in Calle San Antonio and the b*****d always charges me three times as much as the locals because he knows how much I earn.

I haven't been able to get onto my spoofster's website recently to see what's going on, but if experience is anything to go by he will probably have been droning on about such exciting people as Ken Livingstone, Jon Cruddas, Polly Toynbee and Ruth Kelly and, of course, the usual soporific topics Progress, China, The Daily Mirror, the Party of European Socialists and Leon Trotsky. No doubt Hugo Chavez, North Korea and Clare Short will be next on this idiot's agenda.

We'll be here for another week, returning next Thursday night. In the meantime, if you want some relative excitement I recommend The Mayor of Casterbridge, War and Peace and The Bonfire of the Vanities. They are all shorter and more to the point than the works of the fake Luke Akehurst.

Posted by Luke Akehurst at 11:25 pm

1 comment:

Clear Hardly said...

Luke – funny you should mention that Spoof Akehurst will be pontificating about Ken Wrecking Ball Livingstone and Ruth Kelly. Ken’s been fuming about how Hackney’s delay in demolishing old Dalston is costing him a fortune. And Ruth has just written to Hackney’s Mayor Pipsqueak expressing outrage because Pipsqueak’s ruled that of the new 550 flats he’s planned in New Dalston’s Pipe Towers, 28 flats must be for social renting. Its socialism gone mad!! Doesn’t Pipsqueak realise that those “affordable” flats are costing Ken another £2.8million in lost funding for New Dalston’s Olympic bus station? I mean if Pipsqueak wants some local plebs as cleaners, for the busy young professionals moving into Pipe Towers, they don’t have to live on site for christsakes – they’re five to a room on the Mountgrove Estate next door and the kids only charge £1.95 per hour. So Pipsqueak better get back on message - or he’ll be waiting for giro when he steps down next election

21 October, 2006 22:53

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