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Monday, December 25, 2006

Three Things That Will Never Happen

It's OK - I don't inhaleOn this Christmas day, here are my predictions for three stories that you will definitely not read in 2007:

  1. The Labour Party declares itself bankrupt and unable to meet its financial demands.

  2. Julian and Penny are awarded gongs for "turning Hackney around".

  3. David Beckham signs for Tottenham.
There's more chance of me being arrested for smoking dope.


Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe said...

Might one enquire what you propose to do in the event that any of these predictions prove correct?

Jock Scroag said...

Would you roll me one, please.