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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Tony Blair Gives Does Not Give Witness Evidence

And how are you getting on? And what is your role in the team?Within the past hour, The Great Leader police has been meeting police officers to discuss the "cash-for-honours" affair.

I'm sure all the trouble-makers will be ranting on about Tony having been arrested and questioned by the police, but I can assure you that it was the other way around.

Tony was simply asking the officers assigned to the enquiry how they were getting on with their investigations.

More information as soon as I have it.


Anonymous said...

I wonder if there is any truth in the item your spoofster has written:

No.10 relies on party funding and the union link

Luke Akehurst said...

Shouldn't think so. He has delusions of grandeur. Tony said as much when we were chatting during the police parade earlier. Then I had to pop off for a quick conference call with George and got back just in time to take Halle Berry out for dinner. It's a tough life at the top. Here in Hackney. England's worst borough.