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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Welcome To Our Pad

As I said on Saturday, you are more than welcome to pop into our pad for a nice glass of mulled wine and some cheese straws over the holiday period. There might even be the odd Belgian truffle, although the foie gras, steak, soft cheese, claret and port are strictly for close family only. Linda has, however, graciously made up some foie gras and claret baby mulch, so if you have a young child they may be lucky and get a free sample.

It should now be much easier for you to locate me, after I had the signwriters in this afternoon to repaint the front door plaque. The dreary and confusing old sign has now been replaced with the bright new promotion. Great value, I thought, at just £645. I'm hoping that I will be able to bill this up to expenses as it is a useful civic service, so the Council Tax payers should settle the bill. Welcome to our pad.

Out with the old...
...and in with the new

1 comment:

Ingrid Polansky said...

Don't apologise for enjoying the trappings of power. After all, the other lot spend just as much when they're in power. If you want a nice sign introducing yourself as His Royal Highness, you go for it.