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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

It's A Real Drag

I was very disappointed to read this today.

On a totally unrelated subject and in response to certain questions that have been put to me recently, I would like it to be known that:

    This is a very private matter that I do not wish to discuss further
  1. I only tried cannabis once or twice, and then only when egged on to do so by my chums in public school.

  2. At the time of my "moment of madness" I was only 15 years old and I have since matured into an upright citizen and a leading local politician.

  3. Whereas Squiffy Trubshawe, Bonker Smythe-Featherstonehaugh and Bendy Twigge were sent down, my offence was considered far less serious and I only received a caning and loss of tuck shop privileges.

  4. I am looking forward to improving on my past performances at the next General Election with a big swing in my popularity at the polls.

1 comment:

Marcus Garvey said...

I'll vote for you bro. What's your name?