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Monday, March 26, 2007

Alan Milburn: Isn't That Pathetic?

Bloody spoofsters everywhereSome right-wing spoofsters have gone too far this time. They really have. They have apparently been reporting that I have been secretly conspiring in a supermarket with Alan Johnson.

"In a worrying development for the Blears camp it is being reported that popular Labour blogger Luke Akehurst is considering switching his allegiance from Hazel Blears to Alan Johnson in the forthcoming deputy leadership contest. My source has confirmed that Mr Akehurst secretly met Johnson in a London supermarket two days ago. For legal reasons I am unable to publish the photographic evidence of the meeting on this blog. However, it has now been placed in the public domain and can be seen here.

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