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Monday, March 26, 2007

The Pope Speaks Out

I read this speech by the Pope today and, being an atheist, I can't understand a word of it. Maybe you can make some sense of these ramblings.

"European civilisation is on the road to oblivion. We have lost sight of the true prophets and fallen in awe of false idols. Were you not commanded thus: 'You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.' (Exodus 20:3-6). And yet the populace worships Robert Allen Zimmerman as if he were God. I tell you clearly, this man is the wrong kind of prophet, he is a false idol. To celebrate mass to this profane and anti-war hymnal is the ultimate sacrilege, and they who make a sacrilegious communion receive Satan and Christ into their hearts — Satan, that they may let him rule, and Christ, that they may offer Him in sacrifice as a victim to Satan. As Adolph once said to me..." (cont. p94).You're all going to hell, especially that Dan Brown bloke
Pope Roland Ratzinger (129)

1 comment:

Aminda Shah (aged 6) said...

I saw him in the film. It was ever so good, but it did scare me a bit. In the end he shot his girlfriend and took poison and then the American soldiers turned up.