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Monday, May 21, 2007

If I Hear Any More About That F*****G Elf Woman...

I will chop of my own arms. So said Mr. B. Knight, one of my readers. Well, Mr. Knight, you'd better buy a sharp knife and fork then!

Mention Blears once more and I'll bite your legs off

1 comment:

annabel precocious, hackney (aged 2) said...

How dare you publish this heightist drivel. I'll have you know that I'm 1ft 10ins and a match for anyone. Just roll up your sleeves and I'll bite your legs off.