Why Don't People Like Chipmunk?

I simply cannot understand it.

She's the outstanding candidate - bubbly, strong-minded, politically sound, forthright but listening, strong but caring... but nobody likes her. According to a recent article in politicalbetting.com, Hazel is the third most recognised of the six candidates, but the least favoured of all recognised candidates.

This uncomfortable fact has been exaggerated out of all proportion by Paul Staines in his recent Guido Fawkes post Voters Dislike All Six Deputy Candidates - Dislike Blears the Most.

It's a mystery to me. After all, she and I are so much alike. And everyone loves me.