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Friday, July 06, 2007

Julian Clamps Down On Ding-A-Ling Crime

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


Anonymous said...

Who is that haggered bloke on the right?

He looks nothing like the beautifully airbrushed photo of Pipey we see (and love) in all Council and Labour Party propaganda.

angel thighs said...

He's looking rather lustfully at the young uniformed gent on the right.

Someone should clamp down on Julian's ding-a-ling crimes pronto otherwise the old tom cat will end up getting neutered.

Luke Akehurst said...

...the young uniformed gent on the right

Are you cixelsyd?

angel thighs said...

You are absolutely correct, my child! Julian is on the far right (as all all good Labour politicians such as yourself, nowadays).

So, that's clear then. I am "cixelsyd". Julian is "ex sly dic" and the chap on the left is "D.C. Sexily".

[Thinks] ..... I need to rest my wings now.

Anonymous said...

On ya bike Pipey