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Sunday, August 12, 2007

We's Back!

Linda and I get back to BlightyYo there, bros and sissies. How's tings been back here in da mother country while we's been away? Did you miss we? Well we didn't miss yous one bit. To be honest, if it weren't for de old funds dem runnin' out, we'da stayed in Barbados 'til the six months visa-free period am expired an' den applied for residence.

Maybe we shoulda call up Lord Lucan and ask him for advice, but in da end we's decided that Augustus need to go back to nursery and I needs to show my face in da office. So courtesy of BWIA and their big shiny 737-800, here us is again.

I's knackered and so's Linda, so it's a glass of mauby for she and a Mount Gay for me and straight to bed, me thinks. Me'll be resuming da blogging as soon as me's unpacked and had a chance to see what spoofie has been making of da news while we's been away.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back.