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Thursday, September 20, 2007

It Would Be So Easy To Sort Out The Conference Passes

It could easily be accomplished with a compu...uder. A compu...uder could be set and programmed to accept delegate factors such as youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills.
Doctor Who?
Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top Cabinet and Party Executive men be selected to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But... ah... with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that Party membership could work its way back to the previous levels within say, twenty years. Party funding would naturally follow as the membership grows. So there would be no need to raid the Coca-Cola machine.

2 comments:

Moishe Rosenberg said...

Get a grip on yourself, Luke. Especially your right arm.

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