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Saturday, September 22, 2007

OK, I Admit It, But It All Finished Ages Ago

It was just one of those stupid things that happened at Labour Party Conference.

Me and MirandaIt was a difficult time for me, just before Augustus was born.

You know what it's like when you're away from home for days on end and not many people are speaking to you.

Anyhow, I soon finished the whole business. I told Linda straightaway and she forgave me. So there's nothing to be ashamed of and nothing for the press to write about.

I was just another famous conquest on the political ladder. Cast off for higher things.

Jon Cruddas and Jesse Jackson.


Elise Cordwainer said...

I don't believe a word of it. What would a good-looking woman like that be doing with the ugly bastard on the left? You've pixelated it.

Anonymous said...

Well as long as she's a loyal member of the labour party, in my book she can do no wrong..