Time For A Design Makeover

Those of you familiar with Iain Dale's Diary will have admired his new banner. More conservative, dignified and refined than the previous effort which focused excessively (and in a vulgar manner) on Essex, West Ham and iPods, this one focuses on Iain's newly acquired elite status and his exclusive Westminster circles. Iain chose to publish the close-up version of his new design, whereas I personally prefer the long shot, which puts his efforts into better perspective.

I must admit to being envious. So I'm throwing open a competition to redesign my "tree-hugger" banner. First prize for a suitable piece of graphic art will be a night out on the town with Iain Dale. Second prize, two nights...