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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A Serious Oath For A Serious Blog

Recite the following before entering this website:

"I swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, her heirs and successors, according to law. I shall serve Her Majesty's dominions, defend this island nation and its Empire and vanquish all aliens throughout the length and breadth of Her Majesty's domains (especially Muslim ones). I shall at all times speak The Queen's English and I shall teach my children the ratio of English to Scots and Welsh, the name of the document signed in 1215 and the order of the four national saints' days. Furthermore I shall learn and understand from whence Father Christmas comes, how to dial an ambulance and what to do if I spill someone's pint of beer in a pub. I shall always bear true witness and pay due respect to the achievements of Lord Cecil Rhodes, appropriate conditions for neutering dogs and the meaning of the Football Association Offside Rule. So help me God."

1 comment:

Samantha Grobelaar-Smythe said...

Presumably on advice from your solicitor, Lord Silversmith?