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Thursday, May 29, 2008

It's Your Round

"So, we'll leave you to pick up the bill, then."I must apologise for my gratuitously flippant comments earlier about the Campaign For Labour Party Democracy and its manipulation of the Grassroots Alliance into making the decision to nominate the gorgeous, pouting blonde Blairite bombshell Ellie Reeves for membership of the NEC.

My off-the-hand comments were before I realised that this was step one of a cunning plan in which the other five nominees all stand down at the last minute - just before this happens.

What a clever bunch of people these lefties are. And I always thought they were stupid.

4 comments:

Mandy said...

She's a bit of a boiler. Right size to keep Two Jags happy

Ethel Barracuda said...

Not if he has to dip his hand into his pocket to help pay off the massive debts she incurs by being an NEC member.

angel thighs said...

So now we know why Blair quit when he did! How soon before you resign, Mr Akehurst?

Luke Akehurst said...

Did you see me standing for the NEC? I should coco. I may be stupid, but I'm not that stupid!