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Friday, May 30, 2008

They've Adopted My Strategy

The latest YouGov poll shows that the Party is listening to me at last. By dropping in popularity to 23% against the Tories' 47% - the worst position since surveys began in 1943 and a depth not plumbed by Neil Kinnock or Michael Foot - we are positioning ourselves perfectly for an eventual situation where we will become more popular and the Tories less popular! My strategy has been adopted and I know it will work. Just wait and see.
Forward to a fourth term!

3 comments:

Aminda Shah (aged 7) said...

Zero is a great place to be when you want to go up.

Anonymous said...

Quick! Quick! The spoofster's rumbled the bunch of anarchists, Trots and Tories on here!

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