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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Nobless Oblige

Ready to do my duty for Queen and Country


Mrs Jones said...

Not being funny like but ... I think they were looking for someone who was ready, willing and able.

Luke Akehurst said...

Now you are trying to be funny. This is the Labour Party - we don't have anyone ready, willing and able. I'm just saying that if nobody else wants the job, I'll volunteer. What was it that Alec Douglas Home said in his acceptance speech? "I've got to do PM".

Mrs M Jones said...

Sorry Luke, my dear, I think that when he was saying PM he was referring to Post Meridian or, for those who went to only minor public schools, after midday.

Maybe you could be NEC or Party treasurer, like?

lord london fields lido said...

Actually, yeah, why not - if it's got to be someone Labour, then Luke for PM.

The country's pretty well fucked anyway so you probably couldn't do that much harm

From Brown to Ginger - says a lot about the state of the Labour Party

Lukus Snoopus said...

Luke where are you in our hour of need?

Beijing maybe?

Luke Akehurst said...

How on earth did you guess?

Dirty Euro: said...

I think it is wrong to make afkae blog about someone else. It is an easy joke. How would you like it if someone does that to you.

dirty euro: said...

I did not make comment at 23 September, 2008 22:14. This is not funny. Get your oan ID.

Luke Akehurst said...

Someone has done it to me. He's pretending to be me at his fkae blog:

Anonymous said...

This blog must end. Akehurst is beyond parody.

dyanne costello said...

Frankly I'd prefer if this one stayed and the other one bit the dust.

lukiewukielover said...

Anonymous - This blog ended months ago. You are a fucking moron.