Serves my doppelgänger right for a) going off for a month's rest and b) leaving the brain dead to run the mortuary in the meantime.
Oh, dear. What a pig's a**e I seem to have made of things with no-one here to steer me in the right direction. I have nearly managed to blow out what little life was left in the decaying political corpse of the Labour Party with my slightly hard line positions on counter-terrorism, state control, suppression of dissent, removal of superfluous freedoms and support for the Fourth Reich expressed here previously.
I now feature on the front pages of the websites of both the Hackney Conservatives and Hackney Liberal Democrats - which, judging by the fact that both were similarly written in proper English, employing correct spelling and punctuation, were both ghost-written by the ex-Labour turncoat and number 1 candidate for extraordinary rendition to Guantanamo Bay, Meral Ece.
I'm braced for another exciting story in the Hackney Groveller.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Waking The Brain Dead
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I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
15 comments:
It's delightful to have you back. Really.
Welcome back, your alter ego has really lost the plot in your absence - sanity has returned!!
Welcome back. I wasn't a regular reader before, but now I have discovered just how shitty LA really is I will become one of your regulars.
Whew! I thought you were a victim of identity theft. Glad you are back.
According to today's Daily Mail you don't live in Sandringham Road after all. You live in Kingsland Road and you are "unmasked ... as a former public schoolboy from middle-class suburbia". Phew! That's alright then.
Don't get over-excited. I've passed over to the other side. But my ghost may return from time to time, if my corporeal alter ego starts causing too much trouble.
Welcome back, my life has been an empty black hole since you went awol. Bit like the ginger twat'a skull
hmmm... so you're speaking from beyond the veil, whereas the other akehurst's ideas are beyond the pale.
sorry.
that really was poor.
Poor? That was piss poor. I suspect you are pissed. Been on the spirits again?
Piers Gaveston said...
According to today's Daily Mail you don't live in Sandringham Road after all.
You must be an Islingtonian. Give Sandringham Road its proper name. It's da front line. Or Argosland, if you are white.
You should never have gone away. Please keep it up regularly, I like the warm feeling of gently mocking the Thatcherite prat when he triangulates himself up his own jacksie.
Where are you at this time of global crisis? Akehurst for Prime Minister, I say.
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