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Friday, July 14, 2006

Diversity Confusion - An Apology

In yesterday’s edition of "Luke Akehurst’s Blog", we inadvertently published several photographs with incorrect captions. An inquiry led by our Office Director and Chief Dominatrix Ms. Jacqueline Smith has identified the culprit and dealt with him severely for having brought the blog into disrepute.

We do hope that, as a result of our prompt action in respect of this regrettable incident, National Blog Auditor Ms. Diane Portillo will not feel it necessary to take official action against the publishing committee.

The photographs in question are shown below, with the captions corrected:

Expecting some good news soon
Mrs. Jessica Crowe
Far more than just a token
Cllr. Patrick Vernon
Don't like it
Cllr. Sally Mulready


Anonymous said...

Do I detect one ex- and three current councillors here?

Luke Akehurst said...

If you are making an oblique reference to Angus you are being very unfair. We have many councillors who are far more snake-like than him.