In yesterday’s edition of "Luke Akehurst’s Blog", we inadvertently published several photographs with incorrect captions. An inquiry led by our Office Director and Chief Dominatrix Ms. Jacqueline Smith has identified the culprit and dealt with him severely for having brought the blog into disrepute.
We do hope that, as a result of our prompt action in respect of this regrettable incident, National Blog Auditor Ms. Diane Portillo will not feel it necessary to take official action against the publishing committee.
The photographs in question are shown below, with the captions corrected:
 Mrs. Jessica Crowe |  Cllr. Patrick Vernon |  Cllr. Sally Mulready |
I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
2 comments:
Do I detect one ex- and three current councillors here?
If you are making an oblique reference to Angus you are being very unfair. We have many councillors who are far more snake-like than him.
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