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One of my best friends pointed out to me last night that I've been droning on and on and on recently, like a blogger's version of New Statesman (only not nearly as left-wing, of course). So I thought this morning I would present the news in pictures for a change. 'Nuff said.
I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
| 1. | Your nominee must have been deceased for at least 10 years |
| 2. | They must have made an outstanding contribution to the Borough |
| 3. | Many current and former Hackney residents must have good cause to remember them |
3 comments:
I can't understand this, I'm afraid. Can you please explain it in words.
Story 1 is about the Labour political blogger rankings recently produced by Tory Iain Dale. He seems to think that some idiots called Kerron Cross, Bob Piper, Jo Salmon, Che Guevara and an MP who's name I can't remember write better blogs than me.
Story 2 is the supposed quote from The Great Leader that Milliband might be a bit more heavyweight as a contender than Alan Johnson.
Story 3 is a little joke - with no offence - to The Great Leader's Legal Partner, who is NOT being sought by police in connection with an alleged physical assault on a 15-year-old boy.
Edna - You are not American, by any chance, are you?
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