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| I'm very p****d off with all the people who have drawn attention to the similarity between the characters portrayed in these two photographs. My solicitors wish to make it absolutely clear that the photos show two completely different people. |
 Luke Akehurst, "a shy and lonely boy" at the University of Bristol Wills Hall Summer Ball, 1992 |  Miles Cooper, school caretaker and "a lonely boy most of his life", arrested on suspicion of sending letter bombs |
I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
| 1. | Your nominee must have been deceased for at least 10 years |
| 2. | They must have made an outstanding contribution to the Borough |
| 3. | Many current and former Hackney residents must have good cause to remember them |
2 comments:
I hope you're not expecting an apology, or planning to sue us. When we published these two photos it was in the genuine belief that you were the parcel bomber. Let me make up for it by offering you another couple of slots on the Letters page.
Im sure I've seen you on Crimewatch wanted Paedophile section
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