Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and spats,
Hammersmith Palais, knocking it down Sally
And building in the alley some luxury flats.
My sweet little chipmunk, on her Harley Davidson
All other mammals plus equal votes,
Seeing Piccadilly, Whitehall and Billy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats.
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, she can spare it - behind the garden walls,
Too short to be haughty, too ginger to be naughty
51 years old with f*****g big balls.
The humour of a carrot, the smile of a dead parrot
(I need a drop of claret - anything that rocks),
No Tony or Gordon, more like Lizie Borden
Sitting on the potty - curing New Labour's pox.
Friday, March 09, 2007
Reasons To Vote Hazel, Part 3
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I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
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I very much doubt that her balls are that large. If they were, she would chew the corresponding items off Stephen Pound for threatening to resign over the Trident vote.
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