Luke Akehurst's Blog |  | Hug my tree and I can be anyone you want me to be |
 Fighting threats from Stalinists and Fascists to use court injunctions and physical violence to silence free speech |  The Luke Akehurst blog - The genuine Luke Akehurst weblog about politics, elections, the Labour Party and that ghastly Hackney place. Ignore counterfeit Luke Akehurst blogs - this is the genuine article from the chap who whips Hackney Labour councillors in his spare time. Now with extra added ingredient Linda K Smith. Helps wash your family whiter! "My favourite film is Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb" - Luke Akehurst "Funny and clever but not particularly nice" - Time Out "With added foie gras, steak, soft cheese, claret and port (hic!)" - Luke Akehurst "In gustatus perquam putidus est" - Vatican Bank "Not so much 'Who's Who?' as 'Who's Sleeping With Whom?'" - Peter Mandelson "You can judge a blogger's politics by the colour of their blog banner" - The spoof Luke Akehurst "By a coalition of Trots, tree huggers, anarchists, Tories and a nasty little clique over-excited about my hair colour" - Luke Akehurst | |
| At times like this, a Prime Minister needs to seek inspiration and strength from a "conviction politician" who "saw the need for change". Someone tough and resolute and "not for turning". |
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| There you go. It worked! After Gordon got tough, the bastards have caved in. And we didn't even need to send in the riot police or close the motorways. |
I'm Luke Akehurst..... aka. "Luke The Nuke".
| 1. | Your nominee must have been deceased for at least 10 years |
| 2. | They must have made an outstanding contribution to the Borough |
| 3. | Many current and former Hackney residents must have good cause to remember them |
6 comments:
All he needs is her handbag.
And her Scotch!
Nah he likes handbags well thats what Mandy told me
Luke have you heard Andrew "The Boffmeister" Boff is trying to become the tory London Mayor Cnadidate, 3rd time lucky
Covered in this earlier post. I know you've been dead for nearly 16 years, Freddie, but do try to keep up.
Luke your such a prolific blogger it's hard for us Rock Gods to keep up.
At least I try to keep mine short, unlike a certain person who drones on with such exciting posts as the entire manifesto of the Communist Party of Great Britain.
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