Whatever Next?

It's been a terrible, awful, horrible, ghastly nightmare of a weekend.

Firstly we had this, resulting inevitably in this:



leading to a deluge of Big Feartie from Fife comments and a hopping mad Adam Boulton on Sky News.

Then this morning we had the confirmation we've been dreading - "It's The News Of The Screws Wot Lost It!"


But worst of all is this:



Now that's really kicking a man in the balls when he's down.

Did I mention Balls? Oh God. Please let it all end. Quickly. Please!